Geek vs. Hipster
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
—My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
(via okthanksbye)
Ouch. At least I don’t podcast. Checking my ears now.
“You can’t be depressed about getting older unless you’re callowly clinging to your youth by wearing skinny corduroys, podcasting, and hoping people don’t notice the grey hairs in your ears. For my own part I embrace getting old because it allows you to walk around with your fly unzipped and people think you’re harmless.”—@johnroderick
(Source: billydarley, via scenes-from-my-hood)
It’s me
I haven’t changed. I’m still the same person I’ve always pretended to be.
I don’t wanna have to shout it out
I don’t want my hair to fall out
I don’t wanna be filled with doubt
I don’t wanna be a good boy scout
I don’t wanna have to learn to count
I don’t wanna have the biggest amount
I don’t wanna grow up
—
I Don’t Wanna Grow Up - Tom Waits
Indeed, I don’t want to grow up. But alas, it is too late.
Today’s the day for this.
(Source: jaymug)
Happy pug!
(Source: breannebrown)
All the other kids can have their pumped-up kicks. I’ll run with my throwback Tretorns and striped socks.
